Artemis comes running into my room.
"Minako, Minako!" He said breathlessly. "Help me!"
"What's wrong?"
The talking white cat shows me his bottom. His ass hole is blocked by a green moving thing.
"EW! What's that?" I asked my partner.
"A green colored Pikmin. After running away from its friends, who wanted to attack me, it entered... here."
"That's disgusting!"
"I know! So help me get it out of there."
I transform into Eternal Sailor Venus.
"Okay. Above all, don't move. VENUS..."
The golden chain appears in my hands.
"…LOVE ME…"
It shines with a brilliant light.
"CHAIN!"
I throw the magic chain. It enters Artemis' behind. He doesn't have time to scream as it emerges from his ass hole with the Green Pikmin. The plant-creature struggles violently and I sense that an evil force possesses it.
"Pikmin, I, Eternal Sailor Venus, will save you with the power of love!"
I use Venus Love and Beauty Shock and my attack purifies the Pikmin. Its color changes from green to red.
"Incredible." I said. "It was a Red Pikmin all along."
"Yes," says Artemis, "all these Green Pikmin are possessed by a new enemy. Ow, ow, OW! My butt hurts!"
"You're not bleeding, are you?"
"No, but it hurts like hell!"
"Stay here and rest. I'm going to find and purify the other Green Pikmin."
"Okay, Minako, but be careful."
"Don't worry. Here I go!"
I get out of my room and leave my house. The hunt for Green Pikmin begins!